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Monday, January 28, 2008

Online Quiz Time!

I am definately a sucker for random SPH quizes. Especially this one, oddly enough it was dead on with my measurement.
The myspace site it is advertising sadly enough isn't for guys, and the one for guys aside from the pictures isn't directed towards SPH.

Anyway hers my results! Enjoy


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Your Score

Teeny Weeny 4 1/2to5


You scored 46 variable 1!



Teeny Weeny - 4 1/2 to 5 Inches. You are between the age of 8 and 13 years old... Or at least your penis is the size of a little boys. You have a Teeny Weeny, and your lack of penis is too small to be considerd a true dick. Girls giggle and point to your Teeny Weeny the first time you have sex, and if they don't they are laughing and pointing in there mind. After most girls see your penis they want to take a picture to show there friends! Most girls only end up telling all of their friends. Having a Teeny Weeny makes it hard to do such positions as doggy and spooning. You have a hard time peeing standing up because it doesn't reach out of your pants very far, and when it's cold you have to sit to pee, just to not pee on your pants, or all over the toilet. ***More Info*** To figure out how big you are (or how big your man is) take the exact number you scored on the test and drop a decimal between the two numbers. The first number is your inches and the second is how close you are to the next inch up. For example, a 48% would be 4.8 making you/him just over 4 and a half inches, or 72% would be 7.2 making you a tiny bit over 7 inches.


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Thursday, January 3, 2008

Video Time!

UPDATE* Video DELETED =/

Such a great POV shot of a hot blonde looking at your small cock!

Oh my, how I dream of situations like these;)

Enjoy!

Monday, December 31, 2007

Sunday, December 30, 2007

Socialogical/Psychological facts about penis size



Here is an interesting list of unsaid assumptions that occur all the time.

Thanks Linda!!:)
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Some things that should be known about penis size. I think most people already know these things. There are always exceptions but for the majority this is what we know...



    Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts.

    The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).

    When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.

    forty percent stay with a man for his money...

    forty percent stay with a man because of who he is...

    ...eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!

    ...eighty percent of women don't orgasm from intercourse alone!




...eighty percent of men have an average or small penis!

Women find small penises boring.

Women find small penises embarrassing.

Women look for bulge when meeting men.

Women look up to men with big penises.

Women find big penises impressive.

Women consider men with big penises more masculine.

If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.

Women find small penises frustrating.

Women find small penises annoying.

Men with big penises are more self secure.

Women prefer men who are self secure.

Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object.

Most men don't mind to be considered a sex object by women.

Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.

Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.

Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.

Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises.

Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time.

Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis.

Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.

Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.

Most women are sexually very active with different partners.

Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you.

Consequently, the probability that a man's new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.

If a woman doesn't make a comment about a man's penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse.

Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis.

If you haven't heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don't have a big penis.

If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced.

Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless.

If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.

If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.

If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.

If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.

However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.

Women don't tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.

If your girlfriend's previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.

If your girlfriend's previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick.

Most vaginas prefer thick penises.

Most penises prefer tight vaginas.

If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big.

Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.

Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman.

Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.

Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.

Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.

Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.

Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal.

Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.

A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.

Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.

Men with small penises masturbate more often.

Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.

Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.

Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well.

If a woman publicly says that size doesn't matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy.

Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual.

Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations.

Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with.

Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild unhibitated sex.

Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love.

Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones.

Making love is spiritual..., having sex is physical attraction, size and technique.

Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men.

If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn't have much choice.

Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes.

In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation.

The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded and become wet enough

Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique.

Sunday, December 2, 2007

Online penis size gauge lol

I had recieved this in a group email and found it pretty amusing to compare myself to statistics. Such as the "small end of average penis size" versus the "large end of average penis size"

Enjoy!
The Visualiser

Saturday, December 1, 2007

SPH in mainstream music?



I do remember where the first time I have heard a woman openly mock a mans size. And it was through a song. I was a bit shocked, all this time us guys talking about the size of women's butts and breasts the idea "girls can do it too" was and still is so hot to me.

If you like SPH or find it amusing:)
Check out the songs:
"Short Dick Man" by 20 Fingers
"Not Big" by Lily Allen
or even
"Girl Talk" by TLC

Now if only there were more, then we can get into compilations! ;)

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

Back from Hiatus

Yes I'm back!!!
And a reminder to all of us lacking "downstairs":)