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Socialogical/Psychological facts about penis size

Here is an interesting list of unsaid assumptions that occur all the time. Thanks Linda!!:) ---------------------- Some things that should be known about penis size. I think most people already know these things. There are always exceptions but for the majority this is what we know...

Women prefer bigger penises more than men prefer bigger breasts.

The average penis measures 6 to 7 inch long and 5 to 5 ½ inch in circumference (about 1 ¾ inch wide).

When you think you have a small penis, you are generally right.

forty percent stay with a man for his money...

forty percent stay with a man because of who he is...

...eighty percent would like their partner to have a bigger penis!

...eighty percent of women don't orgasm from intercourse alone!

...eighty percent of men have an average or small penis! Women find small penises boring. Women find small penises embarrassing. Women look for bulge when meeting men. Women look up to men with big penises. Women find big penises impressive.

Women consider men with big penises more masculine.

If your penis slips out often during intercourse, you probably have a small penis.

Women find small penises frustrating.

Women find small penises annoying.

Men with big penises are more self secure.

Women prefer men who are self secure.

Most women consider men with a big penis a sex object.

Most men don't mind to be considered a sex object by women.

Women pretend they want a sensual and sensitive man no matter his size.

Women know they want a macho and masculine man with big penis size.

Women want to sleep at least once in their life with a man with a very big penis.

Men with bigger penises date more women than men with smaller penises.

Men with a big penis have more chance to have sex with two or more women at the same time.

Women brag to other women if their partner has a big penis.

Women have more patience when it comes to well hung guys.

Men with a big penis get dumped less by their girlfriend than men with a small penis.

Most women are sexually very active with different partners.

Most women have had many more sexual partners than they are telling you.

Consequently, the probability that a man's new date has seen a bigger penis than his is very high.

If a woman doesn't make a comment about a man's penis it means she is not impressed, …or worse.

Women make favorable comments when they discover their new mate has a big penis.

If you haven't heard any great comments about your penis size when having sex the first time with a woman, you don't have a big penis.

If you have never heard a complaint about your penis being too small, it might be because the complaint was muted while pronounced.

Asking a woman if she thinks your penis is big is useless.

If a woman tells you your penis is nice, it means usually it is rather small.

If a woman tells you your penis is big, it means usually it is plain average.

If a woman tells you your penis is so huuuuge, it usually means it is just big.

If a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, takes off her clothes and hugs your penis, it usually means you are too big.

However, if a woman lowers your pants, utters a shriek, puts her clothes back on and leaves, it usually means you are too small.

Women don't tell you that you are average. They will tell you that you are big, the rest is small and very few are humongous.

If your girlfriend's previous lover was above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are below average thick.

If your girlfriend's previous lover was way above average thick, she will not feel you inside if you are average thick.

Most vaginas prefer thick penises.

Most penises prefer tight vaginas.

If your woman purposely squeezes her vagina very tight during intercourse, she wants to make you feel big.

Women have to strain themselves to get off on a thinner than average penis.

Men with a short penis have to work harder to give pleasure to a woman.

Men with a long penis have to work less hard during intercourse.

Men with a long penis have more fun during intercourse.

Men with a long penis cause more fun during intercourse.

Men with a long and thick penis cause the most fun during intercourse.

Women consider a penis between 7 and 8 inch in length and between 6 and 6 1/2 inch girth ideal.

Women whose partner is smaller than average, wish sometimes he would wear a big strap-on.

A big strap-on causes less pleasure than a real penis of the same size.

Women whose partner is larger than average never think of him wearing a strap-on.

Men with small penises masturbate more often.

Over-masturbating causes your penis to shrink by eventually depleting your sexual energy.

Men with small penises are getting masturbated more often than getting laid.

Not using your penis by getting laid might cause it to shrink as well.

If a woman publicly says that size doesn't matter, it is often because she is with a small penis guy.

Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more spiritual than sexual.

Women who believe size is a non-issue tend to be more insecure and are looking for long-term relations.

Women who believe size is a non-issue care less about sex to begin with.

Women who believe size is a non-issue usually want flowers, candies and long walks under the moonlight instead of wild unhibitated sex.

Women who believe size is a non-issue only want to make love.

Normal women want to make love on some days and have sex on the other ones.

Making love is spiritual..., having sex is physical attraction, size and technique.

Men with a big penis can be just as good or bad in technique as smaller endowed men.

If a smaller endowed man has great technique, it might be because he doesn't have much choice.

Most women who always prefer receiving oral sex to penetration, do so because of either mental or physical causes.

In general, women prefer vaginal penetration above oral stimulation.

The main reason some women feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that the guy rushes without waiting for the vagina to be expanded and become wet enough

Other reasons a woman can feel pain from penetration by a large penis is that she is not relaxed enough or that the guy has bad technique.

Online penis size gauge lol

I had recieved this in a group email and found it pretty amusing to compare myself to statistics. Such as the "small end of average penis size" versus the "large end of average penis size"

Enjoy!
The Visualiser

SPH in mainstream music?

I do remember where the first time I have heard a woman openly mock a mans size. And it was through a song. I was a bit shocked, all this time us guys talking about the size of women's butts and breasts the idea "girls can do it too" was and still is so hot to me.

If you like SPH or find it amusing:)
Check out the songs:
"Short Dick Man" by 20 Fingers
"Not Big" by Lily Allen
or even
"Girl Talk" by TLC

Now if only there were more, then we can get into compilations! ;)

Back from Hiatus

Yes I'm back!!!
And a reminder to all of us lacking "downstairs":)

Naked Joke

Some funny stuff, but damn its pretty hot:)

Condom Purchase (Themed Images)

You go to the store down the street to buy "snug fit"(aka small) condoms. And receive a smirk from the gorgeous blond cashier while paying for them.

Revenge

Probably the "worst" thing that could happen on a first date. :)
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You Might Have A Small Penis If...

You Might Have a Small Penis If...

-If you sort through hundreds of emails in your spam folder every week, vigilantly marking every penis enlargement ad as "Not Spam"... you might have a small penis.

-If women refer to your happy trail as the "trail of tears"... you might have a small penis.

-If you've never been able to figure out what the slit in your boxers is for... you might have a small penis.

-If you've ever passed out at a party, woken up with a giant "8" on your forehead, and thought somebody drew your cock and balls from memory... you might have a small penis.

-If you've ever opened a condom package and rolled the condom up tighter before putting it on... you might have a small penis.

-If a man at a bar has ever seen you, talked with you, felt your crotch, and STILL mistaken you for a woman... you might be a transvestite. Don't worry, this is just less work for the doctors later because... you might have a small penis.

-If girls affectionately refer to giving you a handjob as "pushing your button"... you might have a small penis.

-If you think deep-throating is just a musical skill practiced by bass vocalists... you might have a small penis.

-If you've ever tried to cave your penis in on itself, and succeeded long enough to have inverse cock sex with a man... you could probably be making a lot more money right now by opening your own porn fetish website. Good thing those male enhancement pills didn't work because otherwise... you might not have a small penis.

-If you agree that 6" is average penis length, because you insist on measuring your penis from the top of your pubes... you might have a small penis.

-If you're Asian... you might fall victim to a stereotype. Let's hope it's not the one that says... you might have a small penis.

-If you refuse to watch porn because it's "totally unrealistic"... you might have a small penis.

-If you refer to the part of your penis below the head as the "neck"... you might have a small penis.
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I found this humorous article while surfing the net, from pointsincase.com

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An Emasculating Commitment (Fiction)

Robert and Jennifer have been dating for 6 months and moved in together recently. Robert is about 6' tall with a slim athletic build, who sports a closely cropped military style haircut. He is known to be an incredibly handsome man with a nice hard body. His eyes are light brown in color, to match his hair. Jennifer who is about 5'4" in height is slim yet curvy around the desired areas. Her sleek long red hair and perfect complexion only add more power to her seductive arsenal. Jenny's blue preditor-like eyes are capable of making any man docile and easily manipulated.

A few days after the move into the new apartment, Jenny decides to search for jobs on the internet while her man is at work. She opens the browser up to his email. The woman can't help but to read some of the subject lines. Jen notices that several emails are from a lady named Kate. She gets curious and opens up the email to read. Jennifer slams the keyboard down in anger at the site of the raunch being mentioned in the text. The mail had horrific proof that Robert was cheating on her. In fact details of a sexual encounter are noted as recent as yesterday.

She storms into her medicine cabinet pulls out a tube of cream and puts it in her pocket. The furious redhead sits at their dinner table waiting.

"Hey baby!" Robert greets, while entering. Jennifer's face beams with excitement, "hey my sexy man". She hugs him and begins to caress him. The man grins, "I see your in a good mood today". The seductress continues to work Robert and drops his pants with underwear. She bends down to rub his now hard throbbing cock jerking it back in forth. Jen grins and pulls the tube of cream out of her pants and begins to smear it all over his genitals. She lets out a muffled giggle while rubbing.

After a few minutes Rob's cock begins to noticably shrink. As even more time passes his gender shrivels down to a tiny pathetic size. The seductress can't help it any longer and bursts into a loud laughter over what she had done. This tube of hormonal cream had shrunk the "man's" manhood to the size of a little pinky. Rob looks down in disbelief in shock of the size change. He sees Jen holding him with only two fingers. He turns bright red with shame. "Hahahahahaha, what happened?...can't you get it any bigger?", Jenny says victoriously.

Bachelorette Victim

It all started a few summers ago. I had been looking forward to the weekend after an exhausting week of work. A few friends of mine John, Steve, and Paul all decided to go drinking around Boston that Friday night. We went to a bar called "Dick's Last Resort".

The night started off as a tame one, ordering beer after beer and dancing to the music. Several drinks later this incredibly cute blonde girl had caught my eye. She came to our table and introduced herself as Stephanie. I had thought the night couldn't get any better, flirting with a complete hottie. About two minutes into the conversation some of her friends began gathering around me.

We had been flirting back and fourth for a song or two, then she asks me for a really big favor. Stephanie mentions she is on a scavenger hunt for a Bachelorette party she is with and asks me for the last item on the list. This item was mens worn underwear. At first I said NO, she began caressing my backside pleading for them. Her and my friends started cheering me on, "take it off!" "take it off". I became instantly inspired by the chanting and the alcohol. So I agreed to give up my underwear.

Before I could do anything two of Stephanie's friends had undone my belt and pants. The clothes slid right down to my ankles. The party she was with continued cheering. Her friend pulled my underwear down leaving me completely exposed. The group of bachelorettes laughed and pointed at me. I looked down and saw my dick was shrunken and shriveled to the size of a double A battery. My heart dropped and I became incredibly embarrassed as my cock felt the air of the room around it. I tried my hardest to get my pants back on but, by then it was too late. More laughter filled the room, and occasional flashes of cameras had been lighting up. Steph with a wide devious grin of victory had me sit down while the women took my shoes off to finish declothing me in front of all the bar patrons. Stephanie by this time was laughing hysterically and pointing at my cock while she removed my underwear. She then swung them over her head like a tropy and tossed them to the party of women. I was embarrassed I could not even keep my head raised, quickly I pulled my pants back on.

The commotion had for the most part ended after my pants came back on. Occasional laughter and penis jokes would be heard from the Bachelorettes but the intense portion was over.

The rest of the night went rather calm, just drank my beer and tried not to look embarrassed.

A word of introduction

Welcome all visitors to my blog,

I am a man in his 20's from the Boston, Mass area who is very much into small penis humiliation. It may seem quite bizarre to most. There is nothing hotter to me, than a scene where a man is rejected for having a cock that is deemed inadequate. The power gained by the woman over her defeated male "victim" is amazing to me. Within a glancing moment this big bad male is turned into a little wimpy boy, doomed to be on the recieving end of many emasculating jokes and humiliations.

I have had this interest for about 3 years now. It is quite embarrassing but very satisfying at the same time.

-Michael