Probably the "worst" thing that could happen on a first date. :)
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Thursday, May 31, 2007
Wednesday, May 30, 2007
You Might Have A Small Penis If...
You Might Have a Small Penis If...
-If you sort through hundreds of emails in your spam folder every week, vigilantly marking every penis enlargement ad as "Not Spam"... you might have a small penis.
-If women refer to your happy trail as the "trail of tears"... you might have a small penis.
-If you've never been able to figure out what the slit in your boxers is for... you might have a small penis.
-If you've ever passed out at a party, woken up with a giant "8" on your forehead, and thought somebody drew your cock and balls from memory... you might have a small penis.
-If you've ever opened a condom package and rolled the condom up tighter before putting it on... you might have a small penis.
-If a man at a bar has ever seen you, talked with you, felt your crotch, and STILL mistaken you for a woman... you might be a transvestite. Don't worry, this is just less work for the doctors later because... you might have a small penis.
-If girls affectionately refer to giving you a handjob as "pushing your button"... you might have a small penis.
-If you think deep-throating is just a musical skill practiced by bass vocalists... you might have a small penis.
-If you've ever tried to cave your penis in on itself, and succeeded long enough to have inverse cock sex with a man... you could probably be making a lot more money right now by opening your own porn fetish website. Good thing those male enhancement pills didn't work because otherwise... you might not have a small penis.
-If you agree that 6" is average penis length, because you insist on measuring your penis from the top of your pubes... you might have a small penis.
-If you're Asian... you might fall victim to a stereotype. Let's hope it's not the one that says... you might have a small penis.
-If you refuse to watch porn because it's "totally unrealistic"... you might have a small penis.
-If you refer to the part of your penis below the head as the "neck"... you might have a small penis.
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I found this humorous article while surfing the net, from pointsincase.com
-If you sort through hundreds of emails in your spam folder every week, vigilantly marking every penis enlargement ad as "Not Spam"... you might have a small penis.
-If women refer to your happy trail as the "trail of tears"... you might have a small penis.
-If you've never been able to figure out what the slit in your boxers is for... you might have a small penis.
-If you've ever passed out at a party, woken up with a giant "8" on your forehead, and thought somebody drew your cock and balls from memory... you might have a small penis.
-If you've ever opened a condom package and rolled the condom up tighter before putting it on... you might have a small penis.
-If a man at a bar has ever seen you, talked with you, felt your crotch, and STILL mistaken you for a woman... you might be a transvestite. Don't worry, this is just less work for the doctors later because... you might have a small penis.
-If girls affectionately refer to giving you a handjob as "pushing your button"... you might have a small penis.
-If you think deep-throating is just a musical skill practiced by bass vocalists... you might have a small penis.
-If you've ever tried to cave your penis in on itself, and succeeded long enough to have inverse cock sex with a man... you could probably be making a lot more money right now by opening your own porn fetish website. Good thing those male enhancement pills didn't work because otherwise... you might not have a small penis.
-If you agree that 6" is average penis length, because you insist on measuring your penis from the top of your pubes... you might have a small penis.
-If you're Asian... you might fall victim to a stereotype. Let's hope it's not the one that says... you might have a small penis.
-If you refuse to watch porn because it's "totally unrealistic"... you might have a small penis.
-If you refer to the part of your penis below the head as the "neck"... you might have a small penis.
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I found this humorous article while surfing the net, from pointsincase.com
Tuesday, May 29, 2007
Monday, May 28, 2007
An Emasculating Commitment (Fiction)
Robert and Jennifer have been dating for 6 months and moved in together recently. Robert is about 6' tall with a slim athletic build, who sports a closely cropped military style haircut. He is known to be an incredibly handsome man with a nice hard body. His eyes are light brown in color, to match his hair. Jennifer who is about 5'4" in height is slim yet curvy around the desired areas. Her sleek long red hair and perfect complexion only add more power to her seductive arsenal. Jenny's blue preditor-like eyes are capable of making any man docile and easily manipulated.
A few days after the move into the new apartment, Jenny decides to search for jobs on the internet while her man is at work. She opens the browser up to his email. The woman can't help but to read some of the subject lines. Jen notices that several emails are from a lady named Kate. She gets curious and opens up the email to read. Jennifer slams the keyboard down in anger at the site of the raunch being mentioned in the text. The mail had horrific proof that Robert was cheating on her. In fact details of a sexual encounter are noted as recent as yesterday.
She storms into her medicine cabinet pulls out a tube of cream and puts it in her pocket. The furious redhead sits at their dinner table waiting.
"Hey baby!" Robert greets, while entering. Jennifer's face beams with excitement, "hey my sexy man". She hugs him and begins to caress him. The man grins, "I see your in a good mood today". The seductress continues to work Robert and drops his pants with underwear. She bends down to rub his now hard throbbing cock jerking it back in forth. Jen grins and pulls the tube of cream out of her pants and begins to smear it all over his genitals. She lets out a muffled giggle while rubbing.
After a few minutes Rob's cock begins to noticably shrink. As even more time passes his gender shrivels down to a tiny pathetic size. The seductress can't help it any longer and bursts into a loud laughter over what she had done. This tube of hormonal cream had shrunk the "man's" manhood to the size of a little pinky. Rob looks down in disbelief in shock of the size change. He sees Jen holding him with only two fingers. He turns bright red with shame. "Hahahahahaha, what happened?...can't you get it any bigger?", Jenny says victoriously.
A few days after the move into the new apartment, Jenny decides to search for jobs on the internet while her man is at work. She opens the browser up to his email. The woman can't help but to read some of the subject lines. Jen notices that several emails are from a lady named Kate. She gets curious and opens up the email to read. Jennifer slams the keyboard down in anger at the site of the raunch being mentioned in the text. The mail had horrific proof that Robert was cheating on her. In fact details of a sexual encounter are noted as recent as yesterday.
She storms into her medicine cabinet pulls out a tube of cream and puts it in her pocket. The furious redhead sits at their dinner table waiting.
"Hey baby!" Robert greets, while entering. Jennifer's face beams with excitement, "hey my sexy man". She hugs him and begins to caress him. The man grins, "I see your in a good mood today". The seductress continues to work Robert and drops his pants with underwear. She bends down to rub his now hard throbbing cock jerking it back in forth. Jen grins and pulls the tube of cream out of her pants and begins to smear it all over his genitals. She lets out a muffled giggle while rubbing.
After a few minutes Rob's cock begins to noticably shrink. As even more time passes his gender shrivels down to a tiny pathetic size. The seductress can't help it any longer and bursts into a loud laughter over what she had done. This tube of hormonal cream had shrunk the "man's" manhood to the size of a little pinky. Rob looks down in disbelief in shock of the size change. He sees Jen holding him with only two fingers. He turns bright red with shame. "Hahahahahaha, what happened?...can't you get it any bigger?", Jenny says victoriously.
Sunday, May 27, 2007
Bachelorette Victim
It all started a few summers ago. I had been looking forward to the weekend after an exhausting week of work. A few friends of mine John, Steve, and Paul all decided to go drinking around Boston that Friday night. We went to a bar called "Dick's Last Resort".
The night started off as a tame one, ordering beer after beer and dancing to the music. Several drinks later this incredibly cute blonde girl had caught my eye. She came to our table and introduced herself as Stephanie. I had thought the night couldn't get any better, flirting with a complete hottie. About two minutes into the conversation some of her friends began gathering around me.
We had been flirting back and fourth for a song or two, then she asks me for a really big favor. Stephanie mentions she is on a scavenger hunt for a Bachelorette party she is with and asks me for the last item on the list. This item was mens worn underwear. At first I said NO, she began caressing my backside pleading for them. Her and my friends started cheering me on, "take it off!" "take it off". I became instantly inspired by the chanting and the alcohol. So I agreed to give up my underwear.
Before I could do anything two of Stephanie's friends had undone my belt and pants. The clothes slid right down to my ankles. The party she was with continued cheering. Her friend pulled my underwear down leaving me completely exposed. The group of bachelorettes laughed and pointed at me. I looked down and saw my dick was shrunken and shriveled to the size of a double A battery. My heart dropped and I became incredibly embarrassed as my cock felt the air of the room around it. I tried my hardest to get my pants back on but, by then it was too late. More laughter filled the room, and occasional flashes of cameras had been lighting up. Steph with a wide devious grin of victory had me sit down while the women took my shoes off to finish declothing me in front of all the bar patrons. Stephanie by this time was laughing hysterically and pointing at my cock while she removed my underwear. She then swung them over her head like a tropy and tossed them to the party of women. I was embarrassed I could not even keep my head raised, quickly I pulled my pants back on.
The commotion had for the most part ended after my pants came back on. Occasional laughter and penis jokes would be heard from the Bachelorettes but the intense portion was over.
The rest of the night went rather calm, just drank my beer and tried not to look embarrassed.
The night started off as a tame one, ordering beer after beer and dancing to the music. Several drinks later this incredibly cute blonde girl had caught my eye. She came to our table and introduced herself as Stephanie. I had thought the night couldn't get any better, flirting with a complete hottie. About two minutes into the conversation some of her friends began gathering around me.
We had been flirting back and fourth for a song or two, then she asks me for a really big favor. Stephanie mentions she is on a scavenger hunt for a Bachelorette party she is with and asks me for the last item on the list. This item was mens worn underwear. At first I said NO, she began caressing my backside pleading for them. Her and my friends started cheering me on, "take it off!" "take it off". I became instantly inspired by the chanting and the alcohol. So I agreed to give up my underwear.
Before I could do anything two of Stephanie's friends had undone my belt and pants. The clothes slid right down to my ankles. The party she was with continued cheering. Her friend pulled my underwear down leaving me completely exposed. The group of bachelorettes laughed and pointed at me. I looked down and saw my dick was shrunken and shriveled to the size of a double A battery. My heart dropped and I became incredibly embarrassed as my cock felt the air of the room around it. I tried my hardest to get my pants back on but, by then it was too late. More laughter filled the room, and occasional flashes of cameras had been lighting up. Steph with a wide devious grin of victory had me sit down while the women took my shoes off to finish declothing me in front of all the bar patrons. Stephanie by this time was laughing hysterically and pointing at my cock while she removed my underwear. She then swung them over her head like a tropy and tossed them to the party of women. I was embarrassed I could not even keep my head raised, quickly I pulled my pants back on.
The commotion had for the most part ended after my pants came back on. Occasional laughter and penis jokes would be heard from the Bachelorettes but the intense portion was over.
The rest of the night went rather calm, just drank my beer and tried not to look embarrassed.
A word of introduction
Welcome all visitors to my blog,
I am a man in his 20's from the Boston, Mass area who is very much into small penis humiliation. It may seem quite bizarre to most. There is nothing hotter to me, than a scene where a man is rejected for having a cock that is deemed inadequate. The power gained by the woman over her defeated male "victim" is amazing to me. Within a glancing moment this big bad male is turned into a little wimpy boy, doomed to be on the recieving end of many emasculating jokes and humiliations.
I have had this interest for about 3 years now. It is quite embarrassing but very satisfying at the same time.
-Michael
I am a man in his 20's from the Boston, Mass area who is very much into small penis humiliation. It may seem quite bizarre to most. There is nothing hotter to me, than a scene where a man is rejected for having a cock that is deemed inadequate. The power gained by the woman over her defeated male "victim" is amazing to me. Within a glancing moment this big bad male is turned into a little wimpy boy, doomed to be on the recieving end of many emasculating jokes and humiliations.
I have had this interest for about 3 years now. It is quite embarrassing but very satisfying at the same time.
-Michael
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