You Might Have A Small Penis If...

You Might Have a Small Penis If...

-If you sort through hundreds of emails in your spam folder every week, vigilantly marking every penis enlargement ad as "Not Spam"... you might have a small penis.

-If women refer to your happy trail as the "trail of tears"... you might have a small penis.

-If you've never been able to figure out what the slit in your boxers is for... you might have a small penis.

-If you've ever passed out at a party, woken up with a giant "8" on your forehead, and thought somebody drew your cock and balls from memory... you might have a small penis.

-If you've ever opened a condom package and rolled the condom up tighter before putting it on... you might have a small penis.

-If a man at a bar has ever seen you, talked with you, felt your crotch, and STILL mistaken you for a woman... you might be a transvestite. Don't worry, this is just less work for the doctors later because... you might have a small penis.

-If girls affectionately refer to giving you a handjob as "pushing your button"... you might have a small penis.

-If you think deep-throating is just a musical skill practiced by bass vocalists... you might have a small penis.

-If you've ever tried to cave your penis in on itself, and succeeded long enough to have inverse cock sex with a man... you could probably be making a lot more money right now by opening your own porn fetish website. Good thing those male enhancement pills didn't work because otherwise... you might not have a small penis.

-If you agree that 6" is average penis length, because you insist on measuring your penis from the top of your pubes... you might have a small penis.

-If you're Asian... you might fall victim to a stereotype. Let's hope it's not the one that says... you might have a small penis.

-If you refuse to watch porn because it's "totally unrealistic"... you might have a small penis.

-If you refer to the part of your penis below the head as the "neck"... you might have a small penis.
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I found this humorous article while surfing the net, from pointsincase.com